What a Week for Wilson Ramos

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What a week for Wilson Ramos,

who was kidnapped

by Colombians

before gametime in
Aragua

Whisked away 

to the mountains of 

Carabobo.

An elderly couple

provided food and water

while he waited

and he must've wondered

"¿Qué es ésta weá?"

He'd been taken

at gunpoint

and they wanted some

dinero

Or perhaps
to capture a catcher
to hit cleanup on
La Selección
de béisbol
de Colombia

 Baseball
is the most popular sport
en Venezuela

A

15 minute

shootout

to rescue Wilson

in an airlift operation

tuvo éxito

Baseball
is the not most popular sport
en Colombia

Wilson Ramos
was naturally
relieved
It was a
final feliz

His friend

Miguel Cabrera

was the first to call

his sister
with the 

buena noticia

She did not believe him

Sure! 

Just call the 

Venezuelan
Ministro del
Poder Popular para
las Relaciones
Interiores
y
Justicia

And it was so

Eleven Colombians

have been arrested

of whom only 6
showed their
máscaras faciales

The papers didn't say
if they played
béisbol
nor
beisból

The papers did say

his abductors

were linked to
"grupos de secuestro"

But c'mon, Colombia

Gotta 
kidnap somebody better
than Wilson Ramos
no?

The very next day

Ramos finished a distant 

fourth

for
the
NL 

RoY

What a week for Wilson Ramos